Just for giggles
By bubudi
some things you might say to your drum buddies which could sound a bit wrong out of context:

here, strap this on!

give it a good slap!

you wanna do it standing up or on a chair?

we went all night and my hands are killing me!

i stretched that thing so tight it nearly popped!

don't stop now, we're just getting into the rhythm!

i'm gonna hit that good tonight!

mine's 14 inches and boy is the wood hard!

give her a good oiling before you mount her.

we were doing yamama last night!
- If you are looking for a new one, look for cracks.
- The faster you go, the lesser the hand movement.
- The best one is with a flared bottom.