[michi]

Even after all these years, you still prefer goat ............?............ :lol

I wouldn't want a bride like that. Would be a rather short-lived marriage. 18 months tops…

Michi.

[Shane 夏恩]

You may be a Djembe player if................... you prefer a goat to lead......

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[Shane 夏恩]

You may NOT be a djembe player for this one, just have an unhealthy Monopoly fetish

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[Shane 夏恩]

your hands don`t hurt any more............................... or less

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[Shane 夏恩]

Your girlfriend often says she feels like she lives with a goat

[Shane 夏恩]

one good Mali weave deserves another & another & another & another & another & another &.......................!!!@&A!!!..............Oooops!

Who ya gonna call?

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[Shane 夏恩]

as a child you witnessed your fathers brutal bashing from a tribe of feral goats, and playing Djembe gives you a sense of REVENGE!

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[djembefolah]

the smell of Shea butter makes you close your eyes and smile...

[wertyupf]

You may be a djembe player if your parents who live upstairs from you ask you: "Why don't you play your bongo anymore?" after you stop playing for a while to concentrate in school stuff.

[stcarr]

... you spend more time warming linseed oil than cooking....

[dontambor]

Your Cellphone autocorrect know more susu, malinké and gouro than your average djembe lego...

[boromir76]

you are killing time in waiting rooms and bus stops (etc.) with "descrete" tapping/ -rehearsing the rhythms and frazes on your knees. everyone around you don't recognize that and think you are very nervous person or just fed up with waiting.

[Sidikedon]

When you are stuck in traffic and your dashboard becomes a drum as you play along music on the radio, then I suspect you're a djembe player.