Just for giggles
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By Carl
#5567
rachelnguyen wrote:Your car smells like a Malian goat shed.
Owch, this one hits a bit close to home...

another one...

"your spouse won't let you name the pet goats..."
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By michi
#6391
You see a heard of goats somewhere in a field while driving and think about all the potential djembe skins going to waste...
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By Djembe-nerd
#6694
- You stand with your djembe upside down over a inscense stick smoke to remove the goat smell.
- You have only 2 hands but have 4 djembes.
- You fight with your wife to throw the computer table in the garage, to make space for the 4 djembes.
- You will buy a 5th one if it sounds good.
By bubudi
#15218
your squeeze gives you an ultimatum to either clear out some drums or find another girlfriend/boyfriend and you're thinking the latter option sounds better
By aghis
#27425
When you wear colorful trousers, don't know anything about timing, can't play with 2 feet and 2 hands , discussing about "rhythm issues", not able to answer basic questions about timing, never see beyond your jealousy and misery, searching in the net for a new solo while you cannot keep a basic timing, even when you feel that you get it is still wrong, but because you all agree that is right ( 6-10 people) you feel like being one.
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By Waraba
#28367
Each time you go to someone else's home, you involuntarily glance about for the family djembe.
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By michi
#28768
… you are no longer able to move from one side of your garage to the other without tripping over djembes, some rope, more djembes, a goat skin, another djembe, the welder, a half-finished djembe shell, a few djembe bags, and yet more djembes…

Methinks I need some "djembesak", along the lines of Ratsak

Michi.
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By Dugafola
#28769
michi wrote:… you are no longer able to move from one side of your garage to the other without tripping over djembes, some rope, more djembes, a goat skin, another djembe, the welder, a half-finished djembe shell, a few djembe bags, and yet more djembes…
this is definitely my garage. toss in 6 bikes and a full bike shop's worth of tools and it can get messy real quick.