You may be a djembe player if

[Carl]

Your car smells like a Malian goat shed.

Owch, this one hits a bit close to home...

another one...

"your spouse won't let you name the pet goats..."

[rachelnguyen]

You get excited every time you raise a new callous on your fingers.

[michi]

You see a heard of goats somewhere in a field while driving and think about all the potential djembe skins going to waste...

[Djembe-nerd]

- You stand with your djembe upside down over a inscense stick smoke to remove the goat smell.
- You have only 2 hands but have 4 djembes.
- You fight with your wife to throw the computer table in the garage, to make space for the 4 djembes.
- You will buy a 5th one if it sounds good.

[bubudi]

your squeeze gives you an ultimatum to either clear out some drums or find another girlfriend/boyfriend and you're thinking the latter option sounds better

[bops]

When you chew your food, you play dunun rhythms with your teeth.

[Peter Holzmann]

Your car smells like a Malian goat shed.

your attic, hall, sitting room, kitchen smell like Malian goat shed.